Reviews
Every brand review on the site, ranked by score. We buy what we test, we say what we think, and no score on this page has ever been for sale. The methodology page explains how the numbers happen.
9.2/10 and worth every penny. Mr Hankey's Toys review: Perfect Penis, GOLIATH, BFG, and Kitsune's Knot. Hand-poured platinum silicone starting at $125.
Njoy review: Pure Wand, Pure Plug, and Eleven tested. Why stainless steel lasts forever and the Pure Wand is the best G-spot toy made.
Honest Lovense review by Sasha. Lush 3 (and Lush 4 update), Nora, and Max 2 tested. App quality, long-distance performance, and value breakdown. 8.8/10.
Nothing feels as realistic as VixSkin. Vixen Creations review: Maverick, Mustang, and why their hand-poured dual-density silicone is worth $100+ per toy.
Honest Aneros review: Helix Syn V, Progasm, Eupho, and why the original prostate massager demands patience most people don't have. Worth it if you commit.
Honest Uberlube review after 8 weeks: medical-grade silicone lube in a glass bottle that doubles as a hair serum. Premium price, premium everything else.
Honest Womanizer review: the brand that invented Pleasure Air technology. Is the Premium 2 worth $199 when Satisfyer exists at $30? Sasha breaks it down.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 delivers air-pulse orgasms for $30. Full review of the entire line, which models are worth it, and which ones to skip.
Tenga review: Flip Zero, Eggs, and Spinner tested. Male masturbators as design objects. Full breakdown with Fleshlight comparisons.
The b-Vibe Rimming Plug does something no other anal toy can. Full b-Vibe review: Snug Plugs, Triplet, and why this brand is worth the premium price.
Fleshlight review: six male masturbator brands tested, Fleshlight won. Why SuperSkin is still unbeaten, plus cleaning rules nobody shares.
The We-Vibe Tango X is the best bullet vibe you can buy. The Sync actually stays put during sex. Full review of every major We-Vibe product.
Sliquid review: H2O, Sassy, Silk, Silver, and Organics tested. Clean ingredients, no glycerin or parabens. Is the hype earned?
Good Clean Love review after 6 weeks of testing Almost Naked, BioNourish, and Restore. pH-balanced and organic. Is it better than Sliquid?
58 years old and still outselling modern vibrators. Magic Wand review: which of the 6 models to buy, the vinyl head problem, and what the hype gets wrong.
Le Wand review: luxury wand vibrator with silicone head and rechargeable design. Better than the Magic Wand? Worth $170?
SquarePeg Toys review: SuperSoft silicone, Egg Plug, Slink series, and Leo tested. Why the squishiest platinum silicone on the market earned an 8.2/10.
Does feminist engineering make better vibrators? Dame Products review covering Eva, Kip, and Aer. The answer is mostly yes, with one frustrating exception.
New York Toy Collective review: queer-owned inclusive dildos and pack-and-play prosthetics. Shilo, Archer, Mason tested. 8.1/10.
Arcwave Ion review: Pleasure Air tech on the frenulum. Same company as Womanizer. Gimmick or breakthrough? 5 weeks tested. 8.0/10.
German-engineered vibrators that thrust, pulse, and last forever. Fun Factory review: Stronic G, Tiger, and which models justify the price.
Honest Liberator review: Wedge, Ramp, Combo, Esse, and BonBon tested over 6 weeks. Premium sex positioning furniture worth the price? 8.0/10.
Platinum-cured silicone since 1998. Tantus review covering the Silk, Acute, and Vamp lines. Body-safe pioneer, but can it compete with newer brands?
Honest Wicked Sensual Care review after 5 weeks: Aqua, Simply, Toy Love, and their flavored line. Clean formulas with actual variety. Worth it?
Primal Hardwere review: the indie that turned ovipositors into a category. Platinum-cure silicone, alien egg toys, and the Bad Dragon question. 7.9/10.
Honest Bad Dragon review by Sasha. Chance, Rex, and Janine tested. Silicone quality, ordering frustrations, controversy, and alternatives covered. 7.8/10.
Honest Lovehoney review: the world's biggest sex toy retailer. Massive catalog, decent house brand, killer sales. But is bigger actually better?
OhMiBod review: Esca2, Fuse, and Lovelife line tested. Music-sync vibrations, app quality, and whether the OG holds up. 7.8/10.
Sportsheets review: Under the Bed Restraint System, Pivot pillow, and harnesses tested. 30+ years of affordable BDSM gear. 7.8/10.
Stockroom review: leather cuffs, collars, harnesses, and premium BDSM gear. Real leather, serious hardware, LA-made. Worth it?
Pleasure Forge review: indie D&D fantasy dildos in platinum-cure silicone. The Thursday drop model and how it stacks up against Bad Dragon. 7.7/10.
Hot Octopuss review: Pulse Solo and Duo tested. PulsePlate oscillation works without a full erection — the most inclusive male toy. 7.6/10.
Crave review: vibrators disguised as jewelry. The Vesper necklace, Duet dual-motor, and which one is actually worth buying.
Honest RealDoll review by Sasha. Build quality, customization, AI integration, pricing, and who actually buys a $6,000 sex doll. Not a typical review.
Honest Tracy's Dog review: OG Sucking 3, Drillme AI, and Steelcan tested. The viral Amazon air-pulse brand: what works, what to skip. 7.5/10.
Swiss Navy lube review: silicone, water-based, and anal formulas tested. Great silicone formula, decent water-based. Worth the price?
CalExotics review: thousands of toys, most forgettable. The California Dreaming series is worth finding, plus a guide to what to buy.
Honest LELO review by Sasha. The Sona 2 Cruise is legit excellent. Most of the rest is 40% packaging, 60% marketing. What is worth buying.
Honest PinkCherry review: aggressive BOGO sales, massive catalog, wildly inconsistent quality. When to buy, what to avoid, and cheaper alternatives.
Adam & Eve review: huge selection and constant 50% off sales, but house brand quality is a coin flip. Full 2026 store review.
Skip the budget Doc Johnson stuff. The Platinum Premium silicone line is legit, Signature Cocks are fun, but their cheaper toys are a materials gamble.
Exotic Erotics review: real-animal lifecast dildos plus original creature sculpts. Catalog, materials, ordering, and what to know before you buy. 6.9/10.
Geeky Sex Toys review: lightsaber dildos, pop culture novelties, body-safe silicone. Fun gift items but limited as serious pleasure tools. Honest 6.8/10.