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Every brand review on the site, ranked by score. We buy what we test, we say what we think, and no score on this page has ever been for sale. The methodology page explains how the numbers happen.

43 REVIEWS · RANKED BY SCORE
#1Fantasy Dildos
Mr Hankey's Toys
February 2026 · by Sasha

9.2/10 and worth every penny. Mr Hankey's Toys review: Perfect Penis, GOLIATH, BFG, and Kitsune's Knot. Hand-poured platinum silicone starting at $125.

9.2
✦ ELITE
#2Dildos
Njoy
February 2026 · by Sasha

Njoy review: Pure Wand, Pure Plug, and Eleven tested. Why stainless steel lasts forever and the Pure Wand is the best G-spot toy made.

9.0
✦ ELITE
#3App-Controlled
Lovense
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Honest Lovense review by Sasha. Lush 3 (and Lush 4 update), Nora, and Max 2 tested. App quality, long-distance performance, and value breakdown. 8.8/10.

8.8
GREAT
#4Dildos
Vixen Creations
May 2026 · by Sasha

Nothing feels as realistic as VixSkin. Vixen Creations review: Maverick, Mustang, and why their hand-poured dual-density silicone is worth $100+ per toy.

8.8
GREAT
#5Anal Toys
Aneros
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Honest Aneros review: Helix Syn V, Progasm, Eupho, and why the original prostate massager demands patience most people don't have. Worth it if you commit.

8.7
GREAT
#6Lube
Uberlube
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest Uberlube review after 8 weeks: medical-grade silicone lube in a glass bottle that doubles as a hair serum. Premium price, premium everything else.

8.7
GREAT
#7Clitoral Toys
Womanizer
January 2026 · by Sasha

Honest Womanizer review: the brand that invented Pleasure Air technology. Is the Premium 2 worth $199 when Satisfyer exists at $30? Sasha breaks it down.

8.7
GREAT
#8Clitoral Toys
Satisfyer
March 2026 · by Sasha

The Satisfyer Pro 2 delivers air-pulse orgasms for $30. Full review of the entire line, which models are worth it, and which ones to skip.

8.6
GREAT
#9Male Toys
Tenga
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Tenga review: Flip Zero, Eggs, and Spinner tested. Male masturbators as design objects. Full breakdown with Fleshlight comparisons.

8.6
GREAT
#10Anal Toys
b-Vibe
January 2026 · by Sasha

The b-Vibe Rimming Plug does something no other anal toy can. Full b-Vibe review: Snug Plugs, Triplet, and why this brand is worth the premium price.

8.5
GREAT
#11Male Toys
Fleshlight
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Fleshlight review: six male masturbator brands tested, Fleshlight won. Why SuperSkin is still unbeaten, plus cleaning rules nobody shares.

8.5
GREAT
#12Couples
We-Vibe
March 2026 · by Sasha

The We-Vibe Tango X is the best bullet vibe you can buy. The Sync actually stays put during sex. Full review of every major We-Vibe product.

8.5
GREAT
#13Lube
Sliquid
March 2026 · by Sasha

Sliquid review: H2O, Sassy, Silk, Silver, and Organics tested. Clean ingredients, no glycerin or parabens. Is the hype earned?

8.4
GREAT
#14Lube
Good Clean Love
March 2026 · by Sasha

Good Clean Love review after 6 weeks of testing Almost Naked, BioNourish, and Restore. pH-balanced and organic. Is it better than Sliquid?

8.3
GREAT
#15Vibrators
Magic Wand
February 2026 · by Sasha

58 years old and still outselling modern vibrators. Magic Wand review: which of the 6 models to buy, the vinyl head problem, and what the hype gets wrong.

8.3
GREAT
#16Wand Vibrators
Le Wand
February 2026 · by Sasha

Le Wand review: luxury wand vibrator with silicone head and rechargeable design. Better than the Magic Wand? Worth $170?

8.2
GREAT
#17Anal Toys
SquarePeg Toys
February 2026 · by Sasha

SquarePeg Toys review: SuperSoft silicone, Egg Plug, Slink series, and Leo tested. Why the squishiest platinum silicone on the market earned an 8.2/10.

8.2
GREAT
#18Vibrators
Dame Products
January 2026 · by Sasha

Does feminist engineering make better vibrators? Dame Products review covering Eva, Kip, and Aer. The answer is mostly yes, with one frustrating exception.

8.1
GREAT
#19Dildos
New York Toy Collective
March 2026 · by Sasha

New York Toy Collective review: queer-owned inclusive dildos and pack-and-play prosthetics. Shilo, Archer, Mason tested. 8.1/10.

8.1
GREAT
#20Male Toys
Arcwave
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Arcwave Ion review: Pleasure Air tech on the frenulum. Same company as Womanizer. Gimmick or breakthrough? 5 weeks tested. 8.0/10.

8.0
GREAT
#21Vibrators
Fun Factory
March 2026 · by Sasha

German-engineered vibrators that thrust, pulse, and last forever. Fun Factory review: Stronic G, Tiger, and which models justify the price.

8.0
GREAT
#22BDSM
Liberator
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest Liberator review: Wedge, Ramp, Combo, Esse, and BonBon tested over 6 weeks. Premium sex positioning furniture worth the price? 8.0/10.

8.0
GREAT
#23Dildos
Tantus
January 2026 · by Sasha

Platinum-cured silicone since 1998. Tantus review covering the Silk, Acute, and Vamp lines. Body-safe pioneer, but can it compete with newer brands?

8.0
GREAT
#24Lube
Wicked Sensual Care
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest Wicked Sensual Care review after 5 weeks: Aqua, Simply, Toy Love, and their flavored line. Clean formulas with actual variety. Worth it?

8.0
GREAT
#25Fantasy & Exotic
Primal Hardwere
May 2026 · by Sasha

Primal Hardwere review: the indie that turned ovipositors into a category. Platinum-cure silicone, alien egg toys, and the Bad Dragon question. 7.9/10.

7.9
GOOD
#26Fantasy & Exotic
Bad Dragon
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest Bad Dragon review by Sasha. Chance, Rex, and Janine tested. Silicone quality, ordering frustrations, controversy, and alternatives covered. 7.8/10.

7.8
GOOD
#27General
Lovehoney
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest Lovehoney review: the world's biggest sex toy retailer. Massive catalog, decent house brand, killer sales. But is bigger actually better?

7.8
GOOD
#28App-Controlled Vibrators
OhMiBod
February 2026 · by Sasha

OhMiBod review: Esca2, Fuse, and Lovelife line tested. Music-sync vibrations, app quality, and whether the OG holds up. 7.8/10.

7.8
GOOD
#29BDSM
Sportsheets
February 2026 · by Sasha

Sportsheets review: Under the Bed Restraint System, Pivot pillow, and harnesses tested. 30+ years of affordable BDSM gear. 7.8/10.

7.8
GOOD
#30BDSM
Stockroom
March 2026 · by Sasha

Stockroom review: leather cuffs, collars, harnesses, and premium BDSM gear. Real leather, serious hardware, LA-made. Worth it?

7.8
GOOD
#31Fantasy & Silicone
Pleasure Forge
May 2026 · by Sasha

Pleasure Forge review: indie D&D fantasy dildos in platinum-cure silicone. The Thursday drop model and how it stacks up against Bad Dragon. 7.7/10.

7.7
GOOD
#32Male Toys
Hot Octopuss
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Hot Octopuss review: Pulse Solo and Duo tested. PulsePlate oscillation works without a full erection — the most inclusive male toy. 7.6/10.

7.6
GOOD
#33Vibrators
Crave
February 2026 · by Sasha

Crave review: vibrators disguised as jewelry. The Vesper necklace, Duet dual-motor, and which one is actually worth buying.

7.5
GOOD
#34Premium Dolls
RealDoll
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest RealDoll review by Sasha. Build quality, customization, AI integration, pricing, and who actually buys a $6,000 sex doll. Not a typical review.

7.5
GOOD
#35Air-Pulse / Budget
Tracy's Dog
May 2026 · by Sasha & Daniel

Honest Tracy's Dog review: OG Sucking 3, Drillme AI, and Steelcan tested. The viral Amazon air-pulse brand: what works, what to skip. 7.5/10.

7.5
GOOD
#36Lube
Swiss Navy
March 2026 · by Sasha

Swiss Navy lube review: silicone, water-based, and anal formulas tested. Great silicone formula, decent water-based. Worth the price?

7.3
GOOD
#37Vibrators & Mixed
CalExotics
February 2026 · by Sasha

CalExotics review: thousands of toys, most forgettable. The California Dreaming series is worth finding, plus a guide to what to buy.

7.2
GOOD
#38Luxury
LELO
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest LELO review by Sasha. The Sona 2 Cruise is legit excellent. Most of the rest is 40% packaging, 60% marketing. What is worth buying.

7.2
GOOD
#39Budget
PinkCherry
March 2026 · by Sasha

Honest PinkCherry review: aggressive BOGO sales, massive catalog, wildly inconsistent quality. When to buy, what to avoid, and cheaper alternatives.

7.2
GOOD
#40Store
Adam & Eve
January 2026 · by Sasha

Adam & Eve review: huge selection and constant 50% off sales, but house brand quality is a coin flip. Full 2026 store review.

7.0
GOOD
#41Realistic
Doc Johnson
January 2026 · by Sasha

Skip the budget Doc Johnson stuff. The Platinum Premium silicone line is legit, Signature Cocks are fun, but their cheaper toys are a materials gamble.

7.0
GOOD
#42Fantasy & Exotic
Exotic Erotics
May 2026 · by Sasha

Exotic Erotics review: real-animal lifecast dildos plus original creature sculpts. Catalog, materials, ordering, and what to know before you buy. 6.9/10.

6.9
GOOD
#43Novelty & Pop Culture
Geeky Sex Toys
March 2026 · by Sasha

Geeky Sex Toys review: lightsaber dildos, pop culture novelties, body-safe silicone. Fun gift items but limited as serious pleasure tools. Honest 6.8/10.

6.8
GOOD