The Toy Slut Awards 2026

Mr Hankey's ToysWINNER

9.2

Hand-poured platinum silicone, made in the USA, with craftsmanship nobody else matches at any price. Mr. Hankey's set the bar.

RUNNER-UP:Lovense8.8

SatisfyerWINNER

8.6

A $50 air-pulse toy that does most of what a $189 Womanizer does. Satisfyer took one of the best orgasm-delivery mechanisms ever invented and made it so cheap that no one has an excuse not to try it.

RUNNER-UP:Lovehoney7.8

Dame ProductsWINNER

8.1

Approachable designs, excellent educational content, and products that don't overwhelm first-timers. Dame nails the onboarding experience.

RUNNER-UP:Satisfyer8.6

We-VibeWINNER

8.5

The Sync is one of the few couples toys both partners actually enjoy during sex. We-Vibe owns this category.

RUNNER-UP:Lovense8.8

LovenseWINNER

8.8

The Lovense app is what every other brand wishes they had. Long-distance mode, music sync, and it doesn't crash every five minutes.

RUNNER-UP:We-Vibe8.5

FleshlightWINNER

8.4

Nobody does male masturbators better. SuperSkin is still the best material in the category, the Stamina Training Unit is the one to start with, and Fleshlight has led for more than 25 years.

RUNNER-UP:Tenga8.6

b-VibeWINNER

8.5

Education-first approach, body-safe everything, and products designed by someone who actually understands anal anatomy.

RUNNER-UP:Aneros8.7

SliquidWINNER

8.4

Clean ingredients and no junk. Sliquid H2O works with every toy material and irritates nothing, and it is the lube other lubes should aspire to be.

RUNNER-UP:Uberlube8.7

Bad DragonWINNER

8.0

The benchmark for fantasy silicone, hand-poured in Phoenix since 2008. About 70 creature designs, the best colorwork in the category, four firmness levels, and add-ons like the cumtube and a Vac-U-Lock base.

RUNNER-UP:Primal Hardwere7.8

NjoyWINNER

9.0

Stainless steel that lasts forever, a Pure Wand that's legendary, and prices that reflect craftsmanship instead of just packaging.

RUNNER-UP:LELO7.2