Mr Hankey's Toys vs Vixen Creations
THE VERDICT
The two best silicone dildo makers in the world, split by what you want the dildo to be. For realism, Vixen. VixSkin's soft-over-firm dual density is the most convincing material in the industry and Vixen's lineup is built entirely around that feel. For everything else, Mr Hankey's, with hyper-realistic lifecasts and fantasy creatures in the same catalog, firmness and color chosen per order, Vac-U-Lock bases, and a size range from 5 inches to sizes that need a safe word. Vixen's range is narrow and non-motorized; Hankey's matte silicone is a lint magnet and nothing good starts under $125. Neither accepts returns. Neither will disappoint you on quality.
KEY DIFFERENCES
- Mr Hankey's Toys leads overall, 9.2 to 8.8.
- Typical prices: Mr Hankey's Toys $60–$300, Vixen Creations $65–$150.
- Different specialties: Mr Hankey's Toys is reviewed as Fantasy Dildos, Vixen Creations as Dildos.
- Mr Hankey's Toys wins Value for Money: 8 vs 7.
SCORE BREAKDOWN
PROS & CONS
WHO SHOULD BUY WHICH
- You want the absolute best silicone quality available, period
- Customization matters: firmness, color, size, Vac-U-Lock
- You’re into both realistic and fantasy designs (they do both at elite level)
- Realistic feel is the single most important quality you want in a dildo
- Body-safe, non-porous materials are non-negotiable for you
- You want a buy-it-for-life product that won't degrade over time
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QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
Which has better silicone, Mr Hankey's or Vixen?
Both are top-tier platinum-cured silicone. Vixen's VixSkin is the more realistic dual-density feel; Mr Hankey's pours are the finest single-density we've handled, with dual-density available as an option.
Which has more size options?
Mr Hankey's, by a wide margin. Sizes run from Xtra Small (5 inches) to GOLIATH. Vixen's range is realistic proportions in a handful of sizes.
Which is more expensive?
Mr Hankey's, generally. Anything good starts around $125. Vixen runs $80 for the Bandit to $120-plus for the Maverick, which is mid-range for Vixen.