Mr Hankey's Toys vs Nothosaur
THE VERDICT
Mr Hankey's makes the best silicone dildos in the world. Nothosaur makes acceptable ones for a fraction of the price. That's the comparison, and the only thing that overturns it is a budget. Hankey's pours are the finest platinum silicone we've handled, firmness options mean what they say, and the customization runs from firmness to Vac-U-Lock bases to sizes that need a pep talk. Anything good starts around $125 and there are no returns. Nothosaur ships from stock, posts its material test documents, and its Hard feels like other brands' Medium. No dual-density, a 72-hour defect window, an anonymous company. If you can stretch to Hankey's, do. If you can't, Nothosaur is a fair budget pick with eyes open.
KEY DIFFERENCES
- Mr Hankey's Toys leads overall, 9.2 to 7.
- Typical prices: Mr Hankey's Toys $60–$300, Nothosaur $60–$500.
- Different specialties: Mr Hankey's Toys is reviewed as Fantasy Dildos, Nothosaur as Fantasy & Exotic.
- Mr Hankey's Toys wins Customization: 10 vs 7.5.
SCORE BREAKDOWN
PROS & CONS
WHO SHOULD BUY WHICH
- You want the absolute best silicone quality available, period
- Customization matters: firmness, color, size, Vac-U-Lock
- You’re into both realistic and fantasy designs (they do both at elite level)
- You want to try a fantasy shape without spending $150 on the experiment
- Soft and flexible is what you're after anyway
- You're exploring large sizes on a budget
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QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
Is Nothosaur as firm as Mr Hankey's?
No. Nothosaur runs about one firmness level softer than its labels; its Hard is comparable to other makers' Medium. Mr Hankey's firmness options are accurate and it offers dual-density, which Nothosaur doesn't.
How much cheaper is Nothosaur than Mr Hankey's?
Substantially. Anything good from Mr Hankey's starts around $125 and climbs with size. Nothosaur's stocked pieces cost far less and ship immediately from warehouses in the US, Germany and Japan.
Do either accept returns?
Effectively no. Mr Hankey's has a strict no-returns policy. Nothosaur only handles defects reported within 72 hours of delivery. Measure carefully before ordering from either.