Mr Hankey's Toys vs QUTOYS
THE VERDICT
QUTOYS for realism and price, Mr Hankey's for choice and a paper trail. Sasha has used QUTOYS's Himbohyena and Dongkinger and Hankey's Perfect Penis and Atlas, and the QUTOYS pair looks closer to the real thing, with a soft skin over a firm core, at about $100 with free shipping. Hankey's gives you four sizes and four firmness levels, lab reports on its own formula and one mix all the way through, poured to order in California, at $149.95 plus $17.95 shipping for a Perfect Penis Medium. If you know your size and care most about how it looks, QUTOYS. If you want to choose your size and firmness, or see the paperwork, Hankey's.
QUTOYS for realism and price, Mr Hankey's Toys for sizes and lab reports
KEY DIFFERENCES
- Mr Hankey's Toys scores higher overall, 9.2 to 8.3, but the verdict above gives each brand its own job.
- Typical prices: Mr Hankey's Toys $66–$390, QUTOYS $49–$299.
- Different specialties: Mr Hankey's Toys is reviewed as Realistic & Fantasy Dildos, QUTOYS as Realistic & Replica Dildos.
- Mr Hankey's Toys wins Shipping & Discretion: 9.0 vs 8.0.
SCORE BREAKDOWN
PROS & CONS
- The finest platinum-cured silicone I’ve ever touched: hand-poured in California, lab-tested, artisan quality
- Insane range: hyper-realistic lifecasts, fantasy creatures, and everything in between
- Deep customization: four firmness levels, metallic finishes, size, and a Vac-U-Hole base for Vac-U-Lock mounting. It’s basically Build-A-Bear for adults
- Size range from Xtra Small to a 4XL GOLIATH (you’ll need a pep talk and a safe word)
- Matte silicone is a lint magnet. You’ll rinse before every use or wonder why your dildo looks furry
- No returns unless the toy arrives defective. Measure twice, buy once
- Heavy. Solid silicone = arm workout. The larger sizes need their own shelf
- XS pieces start at $65.95, then it climbs fast: $219.95 for a Boss Hogg XXXL, $329.95 for a 4XL GOLIATH
- Veins, creases and skin that look real up close, on both toys we tried
- Shapes that start with a mold of the real man, as far as we can tell
- A soft layer over a firm core at about $100 with free shipping
- No smell, no seams and no tackiness on either of ours
- The lab reports test a silicone maker's raw samples and never name QUTOYS or a toy
- Older report pictures on its page said 2024 where SGS's own copies say 2023
- Its care page used to say to replace its dildos every 6 to 12 months, for hygiene
- A 90-day returns banner, while an opened toy only goes back if it's defective
WHO SHOULD BUY WHICH
- You want the absolute best silicone quality available, period
- Customization matters: firmness, color, size, a Vac-U-Hole base
- You’re into both realistic and fantasy designs (they do both at elite level)
- You care as much about looks as about feel
- You want a soft layer over a firm core for about $100, shipped
- You already know your size and don't need a smaller one to start on
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QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK
Is QUTOYS more realistic than Mr Hankey's?
Sasha says yes. The veins and creases, and the soft skin over a firm core, put the Himbohyena and the Dongkinger ahead of the Perfect Penis on looks and feel. She still went back and forth on which one she'd keep.
Which is cheaper?
At this size, QUTOYS. The Himbohyena is $108.99 and the Dongkinger $99.99, both with free shipping, and code THETOY10 takes 10% off. A Perfect Penis Medium is $149.95 plus $17.95 shipping. If you want something small, Hankey's XS toys start at $65.95 plus shipping.
Which should I buy if I'm not sure of my size?
Hankey's, because each model comes in several sizes and you can start small. A QUTOYS toy comes in one size and one firmness, so you pick your size by picking the toy. Neither store takes an opened toy back, so measure something you already own first.