HEAD-TO-HEAD
Bad Dragon vs Mr Hankey's Toys
Bad Dragon
7.8
GOOD
N/A
VS
Mr Hankey's Toys
9.2
GREAT
N/A
SCORE BREAKDOWN
Product Quality
Design & Creativity
Value for Money
Website & Ordering
Shipping & Discretion
BAD DRAGON
PROS
✓Best silicone in the fantasy toy market, period
✓Designs that actually work, not just novelty gimmicks
✓Full customization: color, firmness, cumtube, suction cup
✓Chance Unflared is a top 5 toy regardless of category
CONS
✗Masturbators are disappointing — buy a Fleshlight instead
✗Ordering system stuck in 2015 (drops, waitlists, bots)
✗Expensive, especially with add-ons
✗Years of online drama and allegations around the company, never formally resolved
MR HANKEY'S TOYS
PROS
✓The finest platinum-cured silicone I’ve ever touched: hand-poured in California, ISO-tested, artisan quality
✓Insane range: hyper-realistic lifecasts, fantasy creatures, and everything in between
✓Full customization on every toy (firmness, color, size, Vac-U-Lock). It’s basically Build-A-Bear for adults
✓Size range from Xtra Small (5″) to GOLIATH (you’ll need a pep talk and a safe word)
CONS
✗Matte silicone is a lint magnet. You’ll rinse before every use or wonder why your dildo looks furry
✗No returns, no exceptions. Measure twice, buy once
✗Heavy. Solid silicone = arm workout. The larger sizes need their own shelf
✗Starting at $125 for anything good; this is an investment, not an impulse buy
THE VERDICT
Mr. Hankey's makes better dildos with less drama. Bad Dragon has the brand recognition and the custom color system. For pure quality, Mr. Hankey's wins. For fantasy design range, Bad Dragon still has more options.
Bad Dragon
Mr Hankey's Toys
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